You're gonna pit Ten against Five in competitive unconsciousness? Isn't that a little unfair - it's Five's biggest talent (hehe that sounds smutty but then I feel like a complete perve at the moment, stupid Five and his stupid stripes - I'm never drawing Five's trousers again, wait that sounds really wrong) Whatever next, competitive bondage? Competitive effeminate gasping? You've gotta give Ten some chance - how about tartiest male companion? No wait, nevermind ;)