'It's very gay' rather goes without saying, but yes. Susan: needs a slap. You have travelled in the TARDIS loads and your bloody 'grandfather' (ahem) is a Time Lord, and do you contribute anything of any use? Ever? Nyet.

Vomiting Cyberman? Do you know which bit he's meant to be in? I didn't notice him, but I may have been distracted by Sarah's 'fashion'.

I love that Tom bit. He has such good boots, and the script is pleasingly daffy as one would expect from Dougie. And they are having teh sex.