Christian? Really? I was so distracted by his mid-90s hair that I wasn't really thinking in those directions. French polishers? It's just possible you could save my life! Besides, there is room in my heart for only one schoolboy at present:) Also, tie!porn with Reece Shearsmith makes my brain hurt.

I am so massively entertained at the very concept of Winterborne fic that you must must must finish it.