Yeah, I was expecting a Legz Akimbo moment everytime Georgie the Idiot appeared. 'and - Scene!'

I missed the bollocks, but feel no passionate urge to go hunting for them.

Actual pr0n is really tricky, I'm finding, being new to this slash business. I've written various bits and pieces that I'm still not happy with, because it seems like the second you type the word 'cock', all useful and interesting characterisation disappears and it just turns teh sex with indeterminate people, which is not really what I want to be writing. But then I really don't want to write alarming euphemistic prose involving the use of the noun 'sex' to denote any and all nudey parts, because, er, no. Pointful sex I suppose is what I'm usually aiming for: character-development sex. And usually, just skipping the sex and getting back to the other stuff works better for that. Huuuuuuuuuuge copout.

*wants you to finish the Five/Master thing even more than the Winterborne thing*