Weirdly, I think my mate who showed me tons of Four about ten years ago must've had a thing against Romana, because he seems to have edited her out. (That said, we are talking about 7 bloody years' worth, so it possibly wasn't intentional.) The bit under the rock is indeed bloody great. I like the way she keeps standing on it, as if hoping to crush his knackers 'by accident'.

Lush Henna cost me £6 for a block, of which I used half. Didn't seem too terrible, given the chemically shite I usually use is about £7 a pop. Am a henna newbie, and thus was slightly afeared of getting some random packet of possibly-turmeric with no instructions.