Perhaps Dean and Turlough could have a fight for my fannish affections? Apart from the fact that really we all know who is going to win that one, and it isn't the ginger minx. Oh dear.

Why are you so insanely appealing, oh freakishly terrible show? Is it just that I have no sincere emotional investment in you, unlike Who, and thus when you are crap I don't really care?

I AM GOING TO WATCH ANOTHER ONE NOW. I CANNOT STOP. AAAAARGH.