I have stealthily stolen a couple of your caps (except that it's not stealthy at all when I'm telling you & you said we could) because honestly, how am I supposed to resist men in full evening kit when they've gone and messed about with it? It is far sexier to have an undone tie than it is to have no shirt at all. I like subtleties, dammit.

Erm, you appear to have gotten an essay on my personal male fashion tastes. Sorry about that.

Hilariously short little jumper, and fabulous shoes.

Welcome to the 1930s. Why don't men know how to dress anymore?

As for the Custard Cream: *why* do they insist on dressing him in pale colors/no colors at all???

Oh! Oh! As for the drastic change you noticed in Albert from Sweet Danger to A Fashion in Shrouds--you really must read Dancers in Mourning, as that at least partially explains some of Albert's behavior in Fashion. Actually, it explains a fair amount and it's very sad and you want to pet Albert nicely to make him feel better. If he would let you, which he wouldn't.