Especially since Tom Wellling's Clark is right up there in my personal listings of "characters begging to be filthily debauched", right behind Fivey.

Went off into gales of laughter the other day. Was watching the ep with Chloe's gravestone with the death date of "2004". Later in the ep, Johnathan Kent remarks that Clark is a "17-year-old"....

Tom Welling is a fucking year older than I am, and I sure as hell wasn't 17 in 2004!