UNEXPECTED APPEALING INTERNET DATING

[pontisbright]

Dear Facebook,




Do not objectify him, people.

(But srsly, facebook, if you could actually arrange that, y'know...?)

kisses,
Me

Bloody hell, Bonekickers is shocking. It takes a special effort to make telly that badly. I'm vaguely reminded of Strange, which was another case of the wrong people being given a nice budget and a passable idea and pissing it up the wall, but at least they were occasionally amusing about it. *sighs*

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[taleya.livejournal.com]

Ahh Smallville. Never change. Especially Lex, he's such a freakin' manwhore.

Anyone who says they can't see Clex never saw the first two seasons. Or is fucking blinder than a bat.

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

The Clex is waaaaay beyond subtext. Have ended up watching shitloads of it due to it seeming to be perpetually on at breakfast, and you would really have to try quite hard not to assume their otherwise wholly inexplicable 'friendship' is entirely filth-free.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Especially since Tom Wellling's Clark is right up there in my personal listings of "characters begging to be filthily debauched", right behind Fivey.

Went off into gales of laughter the other day. Was watching the ep with Chloe's gravestone with the death date of "2004". Later in the ep, Johnathan Kent remarks that Clark is a "17-year-old"....

Tom Welling is a fucking year older than I am, and I sure as hell wasn't 17 in 2004!

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

Heh. They do suffer from the mysterious TV disease of World's Oldest Teens, indeed. Especially poor Lois. I know she was supposed to be older, but that bit where she was meant to be resitting some high school classes was barking.

Tom Welling does fuck all for me, alas. I drool more over Kristin Kreuk: damn, that woman is beautiful.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

The sad thing is that the woman who plays Lois is our age -and actually looks it, unlike her perennially young co-stars. (Ironically younger than Welling)

I refuse to believe that s1 is set when they're fifteen. I'm sorry, but that's a later-series-Six-sized pile of honk even I won't swallow (Even if Pete looks it)

Welling is odd. he's not my usual type at all, but like JB, one cannot help but simply appreciate a finely formed shape of manhood. Not at all.

Kreuk is visually nice, but damn, after listening to two seasons of her being whiny!shit!Lana, I just want to stuff her in a wood chipper. Mack on the other hand.....

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

Lana is indeed 'nice face, now shut up'. Allison Mack = total keeper. The Supergirl girl is, however, one of the oddest looking creatures I've ever seen. Shame they cast thingy as Lois, as I could've bought her as a Super type far more easily...

Welling just seems kind of...blah. But well-formed blah is still welcome. :)

[taleya.livejournal.com]

I spent far too much time ignoring the plot and trying to work out how much of Laura Vandervoort was plastic. The wiki image in particular is terrifying - she looks like a barbie doll come to life (Next generation auton?)

Masters as Braniac on the other hand is a hoot :D Especially since every so often he slips into Spike!accent.