I wondered about the top hat too. Purple Joker is even wearing white gloves: I'm pretty sure that's on the list of 'stuff not to stop and collect if the plane is crashing' too.

I like how you have assumed Adric was female there. I did too, but I think maybe the flapping tie is giving a semblance of boob that's misleading, cos there's a miniscule hint of a moustache there. Then again, that's quite a rounded bottom...

This is just a tactic by the airline to distract us from OH GOD OH GOD YOU ONLY LOOK AT THIS IF YOU MIGHT DIE DON'T THINK ABOUT THE POTENTIAL FOR DEATH YEAH? subtext, isn't it?