It's like he's trying to deny his ginger heritage. Tsk!

One of the guest cast is, however, topping off his bouffant-n-spandex combo with blue eyeshadow and lippy. He was clearly feeling a bit drab by comparison.

(And he is a ginger love god. Oh yes.)

*squees* He's so smirky! Clearly plotting things to do with that tie.

The wiggle is what does it. Turlough is all about the hip action :)

How does anyone look this sulky/pouty/malevolent, though?



(Hee, am adding evidence of the mascara to the post:)

Hee, you read my mind.

Mmm. Still needs a little work, but it'll do for now :D

But I like this one better :D

Try me.

Ye gods, Five Doctors is brilliant. How can I have forgotten the inexplicable 'cocktail hour in the middle of a crisis'? Where the fuck did that pineapple come from? Is that a creme de menthe? And god, yes, Susan has so entirely forgotten about the whole grandfather thing, the whore. Which One has clearly noticed.

Brain is too occupied with writing porn to come up with anything. (Tennant being Ten's quite fun to write too - but he's an utter slapper, apparently.)

Am continuing the tieporn. Eep. And there is no angst! But there is Ten calling Five a strumpet.

You've omitted Susan's 'twisted ankle' (when Tegan's wearing bloody stilettos in that field). And Sarah Jane's inexplicable wellies-n-twinset combo. And Jamie's terrifyingly frilly shirt. But the fainting really is the highlight: a record even for dear old Fivey.

I've been wimping out of buying the dvd cos I've seen it a zillion times and I still sort of hope one day they'll do one with commentary. But am going to cave in totally now you've reminded me of Turlough with a martini glass, sipping through a straw and looking smirky as hell...

I'm sold. Or rather, I've just remembered I have a birthday coming up and now I know what to ask for :)

The tieporn? I am getting drunk in order to write it. And it is still making me blush.

Boys in make-up is always rather cheering. And yes, we must love Turlough, with or without mascara or indeed clothes of any kind.

I think his shorts of great shortness in Planet of Nudity are the response to the Nyssa striptease. The mascara is some kind of effort to outdo Tegan. Or possibly just piss her off, he;s good at that.

Hee! All Five era is evidently reducible to a giant scrap over cosmetics.

Yep, he's a fella. I think it might be Christopher Guard, who pops up in Who on various occasions. But I may have made that up.

Ooh, cracktastic crossovers: why not, I say. (What is it? Please please pretty please?)

Hee! That is going to earn you SO many new friends.

Am working on the icon. Think I might need one that says 'ginger sex puppy' on it too.

*squees* Oh golly, he's just so lovely. Surely there's no law against both?

*collapses with glee*

Majestic.

Oh, you know the Master: hogging all the attention and being melodramatic. (Specifically, trying to whip up some insanity amongst the troglodites so they'd believe he was a prophet and thus set fire to the Doctor - but you can't do that without disco.)

There is nothing wrong with a David Tennant fetish, I've been harbouring one for years!