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And the Doctor abandons him in full tart mode in a roomful of sailors. Luckily, our boy seems to quite enjoy all the attention.
Fivey/Tarty = immense levels of cuteness, however.
I am quite in love with this story. But I haven't got to Lynda Baron eating the scenery yet, so it may pall.
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*abandons plans for rest of this evening immediately*
The Doctor in PCV, Turlough in bondage, Turlough repeatedly sprawling himself over the floor, pirate wenches, Turlough telling the Black Guardian were to stick it as Five looks adoringly on, the pythonesque vacuum shield sign and more gratuitous arse shots:
Look at the gratuitous tie! Wrack is obviously a tie!porn fan...
And the VACUUM SHIELD OFF sign is, as you say, marvellous.
I think I might have to watch it all over again. DOCTOR! HELP MEEEEEEEE!
Enlightenment was actually the first Doctor Who story I *ever* saw. Before I even knew who the Doctor and Turlough were, I was freakin' out about how completely slashy they were. And if I remember correctly, the first thing I remember saying was, "Holy crap, the redhead guy sure likes his make-up!" If I remember right, my roommate and I kept calling Turlough "geisha-mouth" until we got on the internet and figured out the character's name. @_@;
A fan fiction about Turlough trying on make-up must be made, and then worshipped.
What a totally barking story to have been your first one. And yes, Turlough is putting it on with a trowel. He obviously knew there were going to be sailors.
Mmm, Tegan catching Turlough trying out some new looks in her bedroom...tempting... Maybe I can tie it in with my Terminus plot bunny: that bit at the start where she asks him who he's been talking to on his own in the ccrridor (again), and he does the Turlough Eyes of Shiftiness and says 'I was singing.' Singing? WTF kind of an excuse is that?
So, singing and eyeliner. Turlough: the Musical?
Also, I'm so gonna steal your perviest FUF submission crown :P
You are going to out-perv Ten/Five/Turlough tie!porn with actual rudey sex parts in it?
*dies in anticipation*
WTF?
and yes, we do need more thigh!porn, Five does have such lovely legs
Lovely lovely legs. Yum.
*cries because the lovely-legged one has just turned into Colin again, waaaah*
They should have put Five in the shorts, much as I love Turlough he does look better in trousers.
I'm afraid turning into Colin is a vital step in eventually turning into Paul Mcgann, Christopher Eccleeston and David Tennant. We should probably be thankful that he never turned into Eric Roberts!
I don't think I can cope with the idea of a shorts-wearing Doctor: it just feels somehow not-Doctorish. Can't complain about Turlough in his
pantsshorts, really, though the socks are fucking awful: am in love with that stripy shirt he has. But he looks so very fetching in the school uniform... (Am glad I'm not the only one wondering why he gets a wing collar and a single-button jacket and everyone else is in something from Debenhams, hee.)Don't mind me, I'm just having the Colin-denial that still lingers after every viewing of Caves of Androzani. I know he goes pretty again and the fun all returns, but part of me is still 9 and crying on the sofa. :(