Pyjama-clad psychopath?

Or dainty chap in a jumper?

Following the 'looking a bit like someone's dad' principle, I'm afraid that's a win to the new boy.
Although Fivey gets points for having swishy hair, and having to fight a man with a plastic nose armed with this:

Hm. What next: competitive unconsciousness?
In another shocking development, someone put Turlough in bondage. If they ever made a Turlough action figure, it would come supplied with its own pair of handcuffs. And we would all be quite happy.

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Um.
Never mind. I was going to say something sensible about fight co-ordinators, but it's gone now...Um.
Honestly!
as I said above Five has the bigger talentThe sheer pervyness of Five/Five has broken my brain and it's so your fault
"If there's Five/Five on the table, then I might have to change my bid. Cos, you know...that would be double the pretty"
defintely your fault - bit of a freudian slip on your part me thinks ;)
I see through you!
If you were truely under the command of the Black Guardian you'd be also spending time face down sprawled on the floor!
Admit it, you're a shameless pervert
like me!not like me - Black Guardian all the way here!(Having just capped Petey in his knickers, I don;t think there's much doubt that I'm a shameless pervert any more, sigh.)
You didn't spend a significant part of your evening colouring Fivey's ah...trouser regions - I so win on the pervy front!