Pyjama-clad psychopath?

Or dainty chap in a jumper?

Following the 'looking a bit like someone's dad' principle, I'm afraid that's a win to the new boy.
Although Fivey gets points for having swishy hair, and having to fight a man with a plastic nose armed with this:

Hm. What next: competitive unconsciousness?
In another shocking development, someone put Turlough in bondage. If they ever made a Turlough action figure, it would come supplied with its own pair of handcuffs. And we would all be quite happy.

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the ultimate brainbreaking crack!pairing!!!!
- which is? (If you say Six/Seven I will brain you.)
As for the crack!pairing? I'm not telling! :P
You know you need a "pervy Turlough fancier" icon right?
*is all intrigued*
And omg yes, I do need that icon. To go with the 14 Turlough icons I already have, and the three more I made the other day...oh dear...
You can never have too many Turlough icons though!