Stricko clothed, Stricko naked, Stricko dipped in honey and I'm not finishing that sentence.

I confess to quite liking the PoF wet shirt contest. The shirt can stay. As can the ruffled hair:) But the short shorts are more funny than anything else, and when teamed with stripy socks and little lace-up shoes...no one looks good in shorts and shoes. And the school uniform never gets old;)

PoF is only surface porn, yes: at heart, no matter how outrageously camp the Master makes it, it's still unremittingly sad and angsty and OMG Timanov! etc.

You know, I bet that marsh-belt has some interesting extra uses...