a detachable head, I was driven to speculate on potential playtime fun - and created Officially the Most Terrifying Doctor Who Monster Ever.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
ETA: The horror continues here, and indeed here. Do feel free to play along at home, kids.
Having discovered that the new Tom Baker figure will have 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
ETA: The horror continues here, and indeed here. Do feel free to play along at home, kids.
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WHAT IS THAT THING
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
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Me, I just want a Zaphod!Tom.
Why is there not a Zaphod action figure? Boo!
THAT MADE ME MAKE A NOISE LIKE A DUCK
THEN I SCREAMED PROPERLY WHEN I SAW THE ICON
*HIDES UNDER DESK*
ETA: Here is a Seventies Porn Colin (http://pics.livejournal.com/rob_t_firefly/pic/00043t92/) action figure.
SPC doll is even more terrifying, however. Yay!
STAT!!!!!!
I think I just shat my pants.
(There really ought to be a word that conveys "laughing my butt off" and "screaming in terror" at the same time...)