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pontisbright) wrote2008-07-02 06:13 pm
pontisbright) wrote2008-07-02 06:13 pm
'I say, Holmes...
...did you know we were hilarious comic creations?'
*headdesks repeatedly for several days*
As if I didn't already need to eat my own head today. Where is the chocolate? Where is the chocolate? Where is the chocolate? Jinkies McFucksicle, LJ, sort out this fucking problem with Firefox3 before I stab something, yeah?
ETA: The chocolate is now in my tummy. Which is lucky as, I shit ye not, a BLOODY HUGE MOTH flew into the oven while I was cooking dinner and died a blackened crispy garlic death in my courgettes. *whimpers*
*headdesks repeatedly for several days*
As if I didn't already need to eat my own head today. Where is the chocolate? Where is the chocolate? Where is the chocolate? Jinkies McFucksicle, LJ, sort out this fucking problem with Firefox3 before I stab something, yeah?
ETA: The chocolate is now in my tummy. Which is lucky as, I shit ye not, a BLOODY HUGE MOTH flew into the oven while I was cooking dinner and died a blackened crispy garlic death in my courgettes. *whimpers*
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Uh, laugh is not exactly the right word there..
Someday I will see that movie where Charlton Heston plays Sherlock Holmes.
How did a moth fly into your oven?! Wow. Yeesh.
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The moth just...flew. I opened the door to check things weren't burning, anbd then suddenly ina mongst the roasting vegetables in the tray was a sizzling moth going black. I'm not sure there has been invented a dinner I want to eat less. :(