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'I say, Holmes...

  • Jul. 2nd, 2008 at 6:13 PM
pontisbright: (dougalconfused)
...did you know we were hilarious comic creations?'

*headdesks repeatedly for several days*

As if I didn't already need to eat my own head today.  Where is the chocolate?  Where is the chocolate?  Where is the chocolate? Jinkies McFucksicle, LJ, sort out this fucking problem with Firefox3 before I stab something, yeah?
ETA: The chocolate is now in my tummy. Which is lucky as, I shit ye not, a BLOODY HUGE MOTH flew into the oven while I was cooking dinner and died a blackened crispy garlic death in my courgettes. *whimpers*

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[identity profile] pontisbright.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 2nd, 2008 07:42 pm (UTC)
I like burnt toast! And railway stations. I fail at being Seven.
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[identity profile] wishfulaces.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 2nd, 2008 07:43 pm (UTC)
Alright, you can have all the burnt toast you want. And the rice pudding, for that matter. I'll split the railway stations with you.
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[identity profile] pontisbright.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 2nd, 2008 07:48 pm (UTC)
Someone else will have to take the rice pudding, actually: possibly the only food substance in the whole world I would rather vomit than eat.

Where do you stand on unrequited love?
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[identity profile] wishfulaces.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 2nd, 2008 07:53 pm (UTC)
Ah, that's like tapioca and peas to me. (Erm, not together. Though the combination would probably also require copious spewing.)

Having just decided that romanticism requires a form of suspension of disbelief that I'm just not cut out for...I think I'll stick you with the unrequited love. :p
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[identity profile] pontisbright.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 2nd, 2008 09:14 pm (UTC)
PEAS? Who the hell doesn't like PEAS?

Ahem. Sorry, that's just...peas are really quite lovely. I could live on them for, ooh, weeks. I find people who dislike fairly dull things a bit scary: I keep trying to cook dinner for people who turn up and then mention their dislike of vegetables, chilli, rice immediately before you serve up the vegetarian curry you spent 3 hours making specially to suit their dietary needs. Hot things? Fine, I get that. All vegetables ever? You really need to let me know that sort of thing.

I suppose unrequited love is better than no love at all? It's been so long I may have forgotten...
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[identity profile] wishfulaces.livejournal.com wrote:
Jul. 5th, 2008 03:06 pm (UTC)
Yes, PEAS. They're alright mixed into dishes, particularly stir frys (stir fries?) when they're not quite so mushy, but I simply can't eat them by themselves as some sort of side dish.

Me, being the polite guest I am, would never let you know that I thoroughly despise asparagus or something and would force it down somehow. :p

It's been so long I may have forgotten...

Hmmm, that's actually depressingly a good point...
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