I dream of Colin Baker

[pontisbright]

I dreamed the Who finale. If you are already quietly mocking me, you really have no idea...


It starred exciting! unexpected! cameos of all previous Doctors except Eight (boo. My dream does not think Eight is canon) and Seven, although Sylvester McCoy was in it as Two, wearing a black wig. All the others were wearing Colin Baker wigs. (Except possibly Colin Baker, as how would one know?) Colin got to be with Ten. All the others were trapped in a toilet for the entire episode (Peter Davison had a wee at one point. OH MY SUBCONSCIOUS, NO), and seemed largely unimpressed with the script. Colin and Ten had to do battle with an Evil Thing which turned out to be a levitating baby's booster seat, prompting Ten to cry a single emo tear about babies in general (or possibly the specific). And then it ended with Colin Baker and the levitating high chair becoming the new companions and flying off with Ten on a new adventure, and I realised that none of the other companions had even been in it and Donna was just GONE and I WAS SO TERRIBLY DISAPPOINTED.


I would like none of those to happen this evening, please. And also for no spoilery things in the comments, if you should feel the need to comment on my very insightful and not at all humiliating dream. I wish I didn't even know the small spoileriness I do know. OH BLIMEY I AM UNREASONABLY EXCITED.

Comments

[snowgrouse.livejournal.com]

Is it bad of me that I so want to watch this?

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

I shall defer judgement until after I've seen the real one. Although if it turns out to be shite, I will mentally photoshop Colin Baker wigs on everyone while watching, just to see if it helps.

LETITNOTBESHITEOHPLEASE.

[taperoo2k.livejournal.com]

Colin Baker wigs ? That is sick and twisted.....

*if the episode is poop kevin will be mentally fixing 4th Doctor scarfs on everyone including Davros*

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

Davros has already worn the hat, after all.

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

Me too. Especially Five having a pee.

[sovietkiki.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE MOST EPIC OF DREAMS EVER. 8D

Apart from no Donnerness. ): But I had a Donna dream, so that makes it up for her. :DD

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

I am trusting that the total absence of Donna is veryveryvery unlikely, at least.

OK, I need to go and make enormous quantities of tea to pass the time. Meep.

[sovietkiki.livejournal.com]

May I have a cup? :D

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

Why, certainly. Alas I have no biscuits. :(

[sovietkiki.livejournal.com]

I has Bourbons and Nices? And I think a caramel Digestive, somewhere...

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

I've got some cheese. Cheese helps all things.

[gingerelanor.livejournal.com]

I would SO love it if Peter Davison and Colin Baker were in it tonight. HOW GREAT WOULD THAT BE?!!!

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to imagine how much screen time everyone would get if that were true. :)

[gingerelanor.livejournal.com]

Petey and Col would be onscreen together 100% of the time, and they would just be reacting to what they could see off camera, and that would be all the story, and their acting would be so good we wouldn't need anything else.

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

Excellent. If I might put in a request for Petey not to have a wee in the middle of the episode too, all shall be perfect.

[spiritedchaos.livejournal.com]

ROFL!

That makes my dream that the finale would feature the triumphant return of the Master (played by Boris Johnson, naturally) seem almost normal.

I'd still totally watch that though!

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

Boris Johnson in a Colin Baker wig, naturally. Perhaps he could have a perm for the occasion?

Him being the Master would explain an awful lot...

[gingerelanor.livejournal.com]

Boris Johnson would be an awesome Master.

I heart your icon.

[spiritedchaos.livejournal.com]

He would and all!

And just think of all the witty repartee with Boris!Master we'd have had if the Have I Got News For You cast had actually got Ian Hislop cast as the Doctor XD.

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

You are not alone with the DW dreaming. A lot of people on my flist have been suffering from it. I'm worried I'm going to miss the whole episode because there's a thunderstorm brewing :( Boo!

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

Eeek! Bad clouds! SHOO!

[kazokuhouou.livejournal.com]

Heh, my RP buddy and I just went with wolves and bears ate everyone; that was Davros's plan all along. NO REGENERATION FOR YOU!

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

That Davros, he's a card. :)

[livii.livejournal.com]

BRILLIANT.

(Except the part about the wigs, and the weeing).

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

I shall resist the temptation to tell you how incredibly right I was about all of it, challenging as it is.

[wishfulaces.livejournal.com]

Having just caught up on the finale, I think I would have preferred this. Actually, I *know* I would have preferred this, if only for the priceless facial expressions Sylv would have pulled off as Seven-pretending-to-be-Two. (Seriously, the eyebrows and the overdone shifty innocence. I LOVE IT.)