
Turlough loves his pole, oh yes. But in an angsty, 'I'm thinking about killing the Doctor while fondling a pole' kind of way.

So it was only a matter of time before Tegan realised she needed a pole to fondle too.

Much to Turlough's disgust, and Fivey's total indifference. Aw, bless her.
I should add that the moving images are far more dodgy-looking than mere screencaps can convey. *must make animated icon of Turlough's pole, yes*
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We will know he is thinking filthy thoughts all the way through anyway, of course.
If only Aaron Allston would turn his talents to Whodom, and Five books in particular. His X-Wing novels were the best Star Wars books I've read, and absolutely brimming with innuendo and subtext (het, slash, inter-species, whatever!). The final book of the nine novels making up the X-wing series, Starfighters of Adumar, is possibly the gayest book in all of the Star Wars expanded universe collection. That writing needs to be applied to the expanded universe of Five's era!
Space larks, you say? Bring it on!
Can't turn down even quite rubbish Turlough-torture:)
Icon love. I'm starting up a sub-category - tie-adjustment porn.
Tie-fiddling = sexual tension. Although in Turlough's case, there is an additional sub-category of signalling to the Doctor that a shag might not be out of the question.
One night stand with a sexy woman? Yeah, right...')