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Tegan's pole

  • Feb. 26th, 2006 at 10:42 PM
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Now, we're all aware (one hopes) of Turlough's pole.


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Turlough loves his pole, oh yes. But in an angsty, 'I'm thinking about killing the Doctor while fondling a pole' kind of way.

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So it was only a matter of time before Tegan realised she needed a pole to fondle too.


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Much to Turlough's disgust, and Fivey's total indifference. Aw, bless her.


I should add that the moving images are far more dodgy-looking than mere screencaps can convey. *must make animated icon of Turlough's pole, yes*

Comments

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[identity profile] strangefrontier.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2006 11:02 pm (UTC)
He is thinking filthy thoughts in that first pic!
[identity profile] pontisbright.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2006 11:11 pm (UTC)
When is the ginger one not thinking filthy thoughts?
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[identity profile] strangefrontier.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2006 11:55 pm (UTC)
Ah, good point! One of the Five books I bought recently (and there are actually five of them, which would make the sentence a bit confusing were it not for capitalisation) has turlough in it and I'm hoping for lots and lots of innuendo and subtext.
[identity profile] pontisbright.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2006 11:58 pm (UTC)
Ooh, ooh, what is it? Have never read any Five books (except for the Targets, which really don't count). I bet there will be no amusing subtext at all, and he will be one-dimensionally evil.

We will know he is thinking filthy thoughts all the way through anyway, of course.
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[identity profile] strangefrontier.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2006 12:17 am (UTC)
The Turlough book is Imperial Moon, and according to the blurb on the back, it's about the British Imperial Spacefleet going to the moon in 1878 and finding some aliens. Jolly space larks!

If only Aaron Allston would turn his talents to Whodom, and Five books in particular. His X-Wing novels were the best Star Wars books I've read, and absolutely brimming with innuendo and subtext (het, slash, inter-species, whatever!). The final book of the nine novels making up the X-wing series, Starfighters of Adumar, is possibly the gayest book in all of the Star Wars expanded universe collection. That writing needs to be applied to the expanded universe of Five's era!
[identity profile] pontisbright.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2006 02:34 pm (UTC)
The only SW novels I've read have been the actual movie ones, and not even all of those (though to be fair the TPM book was only a rubbish as the film...). Am slightly surprised that the evil empire that is Lucasfilm allowed even a whiff of slash through: gay robots aside, the beardy one seems somewhat unaware of sex. Except, you know, incest and that.

Space larks, you say? Bring it on!
[identity profile] spiritedchaos.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2006 12:25 am (UTC)
There's one where Turlough actually gets tortured isn't there? (As opposed to the usual getting captured and forgotten about)
[identity profile] anne-asta.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2006 03:39 am (UTC)
That would be "The King of Terror," by Keith Topping. It's not really very good, but there's some fun blink-and-you'll-miss-'em pop culture references in there.
[identity profile] pontisbright.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2006 02:37 pm (UTC)
*hurries off to amazon*

Can't turn down even quite rubbish Turlough-torture:)
[identity profile] anne-asta.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2006 08:33 pm (UTC)
Em, well, there's nakedness and bondage and an anal probe and Turlough goes off to have a one-night stand with a sexy woman and drinks whiskey ... and somehow it still isn't very good. I don't know how they managed to pull that off.

Icon love. I'm starting up a sub-category - tie-adjustment porn.

[identity profile] pontisbright.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2006 10:20 pm (UTC)
Hee, had already ordered it before reading that. And now am entirely glad. Don't care if it's crap, there must be something salvageable off that list:)

Tie-fiddling = sexual tension. Although in Turlough's case, there is an additional sub-category of signalling to the Doctor that a shag might not be out of the question.

One night stand with a sexy woman? Yeah, right...')
[identity profile] spiritedchaos.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2006 11:06 pm (UTC)
I've apparently spent so much time in the DW slash fandom that I no longer see the words Turlough's pole and think it sounds smutty. This is either quite worrying or a sign that the pole has become a character in its own right.

Hell forget Tegan's pole - look at Fivey's cool stripy socks!
[identity profile] pontisbright.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2006 11:14 pm (UTC)
turlough's pole is indeed a character in its own right. It should have its own fanzine and many icons all to itself. I should add it took me forever to find that scene, because he carries that pole around with him for hours, like it's his new best friend or so he can poke Tegan with it.

Those stripy socks are rubbishy sports socks and therefore WRONG. Turlough would never wear them.
[identity profile] spiritedchaos.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2006 11:29 pm (UTC)
He's only carrying the pole around so he can engage in hand!pr0n with it and put ideas into Five's head.

(I quite like the socks actually - not as good as his red ones or his stripy PoF ones or any of Turlough's but they're comfortable and practical - just like Five. And in comparison with those running shoes he wears any sock would look good!)
[identity profile] pontisbright.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2006 11:36 pm (UTC)
I love how reading comments on my gmail account gives me such relevant adverts:

'Here are five rules for guys who enjoy wearing stripes'

The red socks are the good ones. And ye gods, you're right about those shoes. I don't care if they're authentic Edwardian cricketing shoes: they make me unwell. At least he's too busy running about for me to take much notice.
[identity profile] spiritedchaos.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2006 11:41 pm (UTC)
"authentic Edwardian cricketing shoes"?

No way! They're authentic 80's running shoes surely, my mum's got some exactly the same.
[identity profile] pontisbright.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2006 11:54 pm (UTC)
I'm just going on what someone said on [livejournal.com profile] davison_era. Although that may be based on Lies invented by JNT.

'Yes, Petey, this is what all Edwardian cricketers wore. Including the celery. No really. Shut up now, I'm the Master Producer!'
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[identity profile] strangefrontier.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2006 12:01 am (UTC)
The shoes are proving to be the most difficult part of my Fivey-costume. I really dislike plain white shoes of all varieties, and I'm not sure if I can justify buying a pair I'd only wear with one specifi silly outfit. I wonder if I can just get away with my black Converse Allstars...
[identity profile] pontisbright.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2006 12:11 am (UTC)
You could always claim that Ten travelled through time to give Fivey better shoes. Although Fivey would probably have nodded politely, promised to wear them, and put his old ones back on later in a smug way.

(Although, hang on: Ten would know about that...so he'd come back to give him another pair, which would also be cast aside...and...and...then he;d be stuck in a shoe-related recursive loop and never get round to any more adventuring. Bugger, time travel's annoying.)

Do you have a particular excuse for the Fivey dressing up, or is this just for personal amusement, going to Tescos, etc?
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[identity profile] strangefrontier.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2006 12:22 am (UTC)
stuck in a shoe-related recursive loop

I can't stop giggling over that!

The costume thing is just for personal amusement, though it's always useful to have something in case of emergency fancy dress parties. I do tend to like having lots of silly outfits; they do make trips to the supermarket that little bit more interesting!
[identity profile] pontisbright.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2006 02:54 pm (UTC)
Emergency fancy dress parties? Wow, I need a new social life.

I am terrible at fancy dress. I got invited to a Titanic party and ended up going as the iceberg, only to discover that the theme was actually 'What you were wearing when the Titanic sank', and everyone else there was in full 1912 costume, with one man wearing (literally) an entire shower cubicle. I felt somewhat like an arse.

Clearly preparation is the way to go:)
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[identity profile] spiritedchaos.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2006 12:09 am (UTC)
I never got why if the celery is able to revive people did no-one ever use it to revive Five in one of his fainting spells
[identity profile] pontisbright.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2006 12:13 am (UTC)
Because they only made that up at the last minute in Caves

Because he is prettier when he's unconscious.
[identity profile] anne-asta.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2006 11:25 pm (UTC)
Tch, Tegan's just holding on to the pole so everyone gets a good crotch/knee shot of her.

She doesn't love the pole, she's just using it.
[identity profile] pontisbright.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2006 11:33 pm (UTC)
Trust me, it's a full-on fondle. But I doubt she's formed quite the bond that the ginger one seems to have with his, true.

The poor woman spends that entire story trying to get up ladders without showing her pants, bless her. She does actually give us a flash in this one, though: I'm amazed it seems to be the only example, given the whole spacewhore fetishwear JNT insisted on.

I'm having Be Nice To Tegan Week, after watching her in Black Orchid. Any girl who gets pissed in a good frock and chats up rich strangers is fine by me:) This also leaves me free to be mean to other people, allowing me to look at your icon and, while still thinking it's cute, shout 'Oi! Sutton! Put on a BRA!'
[identity profile] anne-asta.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2006 03:41 am (UTC)
Oi! Sutton! Put on a BRA!'

Don't listen to her, Sarah!

*admires lovely breasts*
[identity profile] pontisbright.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2006 02:39 pm (UTC)
They're perfectly pleasant breasts. They just cry out for some support is all.

(Also, she needs to stop draping them over the ginger minx's head like that. He belongs to Fivey, you silly lady!)
[identity profile] snowgrouse.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2006 11:47 pm (UTC)
Slut.

That is all:).
[identity profile] pontisbright.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2006 11:55 pm (UTC)
Tsk. You lose at Be Nice To Tegan Week.

(Although a week is a long time, now I think about it...)
[identity profile] snowgrouse.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2006 12:01 am (UTC)
I know I'm odd but I do like her. Nyssa's whining is more irritating, IMHO.

But Turlough? TOTAL SLUT. Space Slut Extraordinaire. Intergalactic Trollop. Stellar Rentboy. Wanton Harlot Of Excellence.
[identity profile] pontisbright.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2006 12:08 am (UTC)
*boggles*

Am slightly scared by myself assuming that you were refer to the tart in the leather mini as opposed to the ginger minx there. Woe, I am hamstrung by the genderisation of popular slang for tartiness and unable to escape the heterosexist bonds of my repressed British upbringing!

Or something.

Stellar rentboy is nice. And Nyssa is just dull, really, although I like her in silly fairy princess mode. And when she builds the world's biggest vibrator.
[identity profile] snowgrouse.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2006 12:10 am (UTC)
Dude, I'm so glad others understand the kinkiness of those things. *noddage*

I feel all titles of sluttiness should be freely applied to Turlough's person in honour of his porniness crossing all boundaries of species and gender.
[identity profile] tekiclutch.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2006 02:29 am (UTC)
So I guess pole-pr0n would be too obvious, because it's *canon*. I might as well scrap the mural I was working on...

I think I might run to one of the Doctor Who claiming communities and claim Five's striped socks, though.
[identity profile] spiritedchaos.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2006 03:36 am (UTC)
Glad to see I'm not the only one feeling the sock love here