
Turlough loves his pole, oh yes. But in an angsty, 'I'm thinking about killing the Doctor while fondling a pole' kind of way.

So it was only a matter of time before Tegan realised she needed a pole to fondle too.

Much to Turlough's disgust, and Fivey's total indifference. Aw, bless her.
I should add that the moving images are far more dodgy-looking than mere screencaps can convey. *must make animated icon of Turlough's pole, yes*
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That is all:).
(Although a week is a long time, now I think about it...)
But Turlough? TOTAL SLUT. Space Slut Extraordinaire. Intergalactic Trollop. Stellar Rentboy. Wanton Harlot Of Excellence.
Am slightly scared by myself assuming that you were refer to the tart in the leather mini as opposed to the ginger minx there. Woe, I am hamstrung by the genderisation of popular slang for tartiness and unable to escape the heterosexist bonds of my repressed British upbringing!
Or something.
Stellar rentboy is nice. And Nyssa is just dull, really, although I like her in silly fairy princess mode. And when she builds the world's biggest vibrator.
I feel all titles of sluttiness should be freely applied to Turlough's person in honour of his porniness crossing all boundaries of species and gender.