
Turlough loves his pole, oh yes. But in an angsty, 'I'm thinking about killing the Doctor while fondling a pole' kind of way.

So it was only a matter of time before Tegan realised she needed a pole to fondle too.

Much to Turlough's disgust, and Fivey's total indifference. Aw, bless her.
I should add that the moving images are far more dodgy-looking than mere screencaps can convey. *must make animated icon of Turlough's pole, yes*
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I feel all titles of sluttiness should be freely applied to Turlough's person in honour of his porniness crossing all boundaries of species and gender.