Pyjama-clad psychopath?

Or dainty chap in a jumper?

Following the 'looking a bit like someone's dad' principle, I'm afraid that's a win to the new boy.
Although Fivey gets points for having swishy hair, and having to fight a man with a plastic nose armed with this:

Hm. What next: competitive unconsciousness?
In another shocking development, someone put Turlough in bondage. If they ever made a Turlough action figure, it would come supplied with its own pair of handcuffs. And we would all be quite happy.

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I think I've broken tekiclutch 's brain!
I keep coming back and staring at it and noticing more fabulous bits. Ten minutes ago it was the way the ankle's cocked. Now it's the hand on the hip. He's such a flirty bastard!
the ultimate brainbreaking crack!pairing!!!!
- which is? (If you say Six/Seven I will brain you.)
As for the crack!pairing? I'm not telling! :P
You know you need a "pervy Turlough fancier" icon right?
*is all intrigued*
And omg yes, I do need that icon. To go with the 14 Turlough icons I already have, and the three more I made the other day...oh dear...
You can never have too many Turlough icons though!
What is that screencap from, anyway?
I thusly drool at the memory of the kinky spacesuits.
"omgblackguardianniceblondmancan'tkillhimcuziwannahavesexwithhim JUMP OFF INTO SPACE BWAAAH!"
He gets over his suicidal tendencies quite quickly anyway - and who wouldn't, when there is bondage and being poked in the nipple by a pirate?