Ding ding! Round Two

[pontisbright]

So, sword-fighting Five or sword-fighting Ten: who wins?


Pyjama-clad psychopath?


Or dainty chap in a jumper?


Following the 'looking a bit like someone's dad' principle, I'm afraid that's a win to the new boy.

Although Fivey gets points for having swishy hair, and having to fight a man with a plastic nose armed with this:


Hm. What next: competitive unconsciousness?


In another shocking development, someone put Turlough in bondage. If they ever made a Turlough action figure, it would come supplied with its own pair of handcuffs. And we would all be quite happy.

Comments

[spiritedchaos.livejournal.com]

You're gonna pit Ten against Five in competitive unconsciousness? Isn't that a little unfair - it's Five's biggest talent (hehe that sounds smutty but then I feel like a complete perve at the moment, stupid Five and his stupid stripes - I'm never drawing Five's trousers again, wait that sounds really wrong) Whatever next, competitive bondage? Competitive effeminate gasping? You've gotta give Ten some chance - how about tartiest male companion? No wait, nevermind ;)

[tekiclutch.livejournal.com]

Aw, Ten won by default there. I think it's the screencap that makes Five look like somebody's dad.

By the way, Turlough looks totally bored to me. "Bondage again? *sigh*" geehee.

[tekiclutch.livejournal.com]

Competitive effeminate gasping?

*Yes*. Problem is, you might have to let companions enter into that competition. You ever see the bit in Mawdryn Undead where Turlough screams like a little girl? XD

[spiritedchaos.livejournal.com]

Turlough screams well but as I've just watched Resurrection of the Daleks (in hope of some slashy bits to cap - there are none! though there is a quality bit of tie adjusting from Turlough) where the Doctor gets strapped to a table (covered in bubblewrap) and spends the next few minutes gasping prettily, so in my mind Five definitely has the edge.

[tekiclutch.livejournal.com]

XD I have Resurrection of the Daleks on DVD. And now, the fillings of Peter Davison! He *does* make lots of pretty gasping noises though.

...That and there's the one part where he's aiming a gun and I swear he's purposely showing off some thigh.

[spiritedchaos.livejournal.com]

"I swear he's purposely showing off some thigh." - Well what's a guy to do when he has to compete with Tegans legs and Turlough's tight trousers!

[jeanne-dark.livejournal.com]

*clings to bondage!Turlough, for that is, by far, a much better sight than bondage!Adric*

[tekiclutch.livejournal.com]

That does it. I think there should be a swimsuit competition!

[spiritedchaos.livejournal.com]

Hurrah!

But don't invite Peri!

(thank goodness, have finished all the stripes!)

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

Ten has the advantage of a bigger sword.

Um.

Never mind. I was going to say something sensible about fight co-ordinators, but it's gone now...Um.

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

And even more frequent. He does (luckily) look rather fetching in handcuffs: I think it's the sulking.

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

Tartiest male companion is quite tempting, actually. I might have to move on to Jack v Turlough once I'm done with Five v Ten...

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

Argh! Just when I happen to be parted from my copy! I love the fact that he's struggling against invisible transparent bondage. And yes, much angsty oohing and aahing (before bloody Bewes blunders in and makes the whole think look shite again).

Must check out the thigh shot. And yes, there is a disappointing lack of slash: Turlough manages to bog off and get lost (and then into bondage, whee!) quite quickly, the silly. He's brilliantly cowardly again as well. Love it.

[spiritedchaos.livejournal.com]

"Ten has the advantage of a bigger sword."

Honestly!

as I said above Five has the bigger talent

The sheer pervyness of Five/Five has broken my brain and it's so your fault

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

Hurrah! (About the stripes, I mean - though the swimsuit competition is also an excellent idea. We can also make them give speeches, wear evening wear -mmm, black tie Doctor - and watch them perform their 'talent'...)

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

*whips out icon*

[spiritedchaos.livejournal.com]

Oh no, and I quote:

"If there's Five/Five on the table, then I might have to change my bid. Cos, you know...that would be double the pretty"

defintely your fault - bit of a freudian slip on your part me thinks ;)

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

But it was duckman what put the words into my mouth. Truth! I spent ages standing in a corridor acting vigorously at nothing but a crystal and everything!

[whochick.livejournal.com]

A win to 10? Come on, 5 has much better form!

[spiritedchaos.livejournal.com]

Aha!
I see through you!
If you were truely under the command of the Black Guardian you'd be also spending time face down sprawled on the floor!

Admit it, you're a shameless pervert like me! not like me - Black Guardian all the way here!

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

Well, technically it ain't Fivey, but here's a possible entrant...



(The Tomorrow People is total crack. I thought DW was mental.)

[spiritedchaos.livejournal.com]

Oh dear Lord!
(he does look bette in shorts than Turlough...)
hehe kinky boots too - that program was total crack, though I think DW may have had the edge - just

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

The trouble is, the Fivey fight looks arse because they clearly had much crappier stunt coordinators. And Fivey should probably have taken his jumper off;)

But then I thought the Ten fight was hideously directed too, so...

*is torn*
*may have to rig make a poll*

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

Haha - at the end of episode one he's on the floor unconscious. How times change...

So far everyone's fantastically posh and they have a space ship made of eggboxes. It all feels pleasingly familiar:)

[spiritedchaos.livejournal.com]

Is the wig explained anywhere, 'cos I'd dearly like to know why!

Have finally finished and posted the pic - am now resisting the temptaion to draw Turlough in fishnets!

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

No explanation of the wig. Nor why he starts off sleeping standing up, half naked and covered in slap. But then he spends quite lot of time running around waving a dead fish at people, so I suspect logic isn't really the issue...

YOU WILL DRAW TURLOUGH IN FISHNETS, I COMMAND IT!!!
/duckonhead

[whochick.livejournal.com]

Agreed, stunt co-ordinators should be rounded up, tagged, then released on a good behaviour bond.

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

Aha - but because I am feebly kowtowing to his every depraved suggestion, I am free from floor-sprawling! He and I are getting on famously:)

(Having just capped Petey in his knickers, I don;t think there's much doubt that I'm a shameless pervert any more, sigh.)

[spiritedchaos.livejournal.com]

Yes oh dark one...

Wait a minute, that's not the Black Guardian, that's you with a duck on your head - for shame!

I'll do it you know!

[spiritedchaos.livejournal.com]

"Having just capped Petey in his knickers, I don't think there's much doubt that I'm a shameless pervert any more"

You didn't spend a significant part of your evening colouring Fivey's ah...trouser regions - I so win on the pervy front!

[bluebunnyhug.livejournal.com]

10 wins for sheer enthusiasm. And he should look utterly bizarre, but somehow manages to look adorable. Those goofy 70's pants on 5 however, are ridiculous.

I still have the urge to sit him down and feed him (10). I still miss 9, but David Tennant is definitely growing on me!

[spiritedchaos.livejournal.com]

Turlough in fishnets?

Mwhahahahaha!!!

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

sj3ruafhcnhbvakuw3ywdjhmz c\n.laiwruhjfdsncfhwgyagehdbn x,\kqoqwcnfakmx nma\!

When I read that header in my email, I was totally expecting you to unveil this:



*flails pathetically*

Pom poms and fishnets and corsets, oh my! Who knew the wardrobe room was so well stocked? (I LOVE you for this, btw, freakish perv that I am...)

[spiritedchaos.livejournal.com]

Ah but that's just one fishnet ;)

I think I've broken tekiclutch 's brain!

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

I think you've broken all of us with that one.

I keep coming back and staring at it and noticing more fabulous bits. Ten minutes ago it was the way the ankle's cocked. Now it's the hand on the hip. He's such a flirty bastard!

[spiritedchaos.livejournal.com]

I may have to finish and colour it (not sure where else I could post it though!) but first I need to draw the ultimate brainbreaking crack!pairing!!!!

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

No question, you must finish it! And I'm sure the good folks of dw_slash would love to see it:)

the ultimate brainbreaking crack!pairing!!!!
- which is? (If you say Six/Seven I will brain you.)

[spiritedchaos.livejournal.com]

I've drawn Five/Five shirtless bondage, I've drawn Turlough in drag, I've even drawn Adric/K9 which is wrong on all sorts of levels - but I don't think I could ever draw Six/Seven!

As for the crack!pairing? I'm not telling! :P

You know you need a "pervy Turlough fancier" icon right?

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

I think the world's quite grateful for that. There's crack, and then there's ick.

*is all intrigued*

And omg yes, I do need that icon. To go with the 14 Turlough icons I already have, and the three more I made the other day...oh dear...

[spiritedchaos.livejournal.com]

I need more icon space - I only have two Turlough icons :( and have vaugue plans for several more crazy ones.

You can never have too many Turlough icons though!

[tekiclutch.livejournal.com]

You all snapped my brain a long time ago.

What is that screencap from, anyway?

[spiritedchaos.livejournal.com]

Enlightenment - the episode with the kinky pvc spacesuits. Turlough was so overcome with angst he threw himself over the edge of the ship and got scooped up with a big net. D'you know what - in retrospect that stroy doesn't actually make that much sense!

[tekiclutch.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah! I completely forgot about that.

I thusly drool at the memory of the kinky spacesuits.

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

The spacesuits are quite fetching. But OMG suicidal!Turlough. Again! That boy needs a nice blond man to come along and feed him tea or something.

[tekiclutch.livejournal.com]

I feel bad. I was probably the only person ever that thought suicidal!Turlough was really funny. ^_^;


"omgblackguardianniceblondmancan'tkillhimcuziwannahavesexwithhim JUMP OFF INTO SPACE BWAAAH!"

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

Suicidal!Turlough is quite funny. Especially cos the Doctor's reaction is to go 'ah well, young people, they do that sort of thing'. Um, really?

He gets over his suicidal tendencies quite quickly anyway - and who wouldn't, when there is bondage and being poked in the nipple by a pirate?

[taleya.livejournal.com]

BRain go snap
Brain go snap